gift

"This change will touch everything! But don’t you see? This is the Gift we’ve been waiting for! How beautiful!... Do NOT lament that this will transform everything in your life! ..." see the rest here...

"On one of the most important days of his life, as his wife was giving birth to their child, a man was lying in a bed just next door, "accidentally" receiving surgery to remove hemorrhoids." http://shanghaiist.com/2016/08/17/accidental_hemorrhoid_surgery.php