Your Heliomancer for 5-17-17 | Schrödinger’s Öther Cat

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Via Schrödinger’s Öther Cat (May 17, 2017)

A monkeywrench ridden by a monkey chasing various minions from advancing balls of light??
A monkeywrench ridden by a monkey chasing various minions from advancing balls of light??

The current pattern is: no pattern. We’re seeing flux and chaotic data mayhem everywhere. Observe:

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The sun is going back to sleep, after a tiny wakey around April Fool’s Day. If you see the sun for what it is — a 3-D “reality” projector — you can track various world events by this activity. Right now we’re in the third-reel-changing phase, so now’s the time to grab some popcorn.

Ah, but a quiet sun means more cosmic ray activity…

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Look at this sawtooth pattern on a Russian riometer in Yakutsk. We’ve not seen that before, spiky over the past seven days. As the sun quiets, we get more and more of a “view” of the space the planet is traversing. Don’t forget, our solar system is hurtling and spiraling through space like some drunken floppy space chicken. Last we heard, we were headed for the galactic center (along with an incipient and inevitable earth being upgrade to 8th density — in the future), but we only have one source on that. We’d never heard that before.

Meanwhile, we’re suffering the earth’s geomagnetic hoopla:

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LOOK AT THE BONES!

ALL. Over. The. Place. Look at the phi values. If this were a passenger jet, you’d be barfing.

And here’s another riometer reading from today:

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Predictably unpredictable. As for the recent Schumann Resonance values… we can’t really cite any sources because they all look different, all over the planet, all over the place. Ebb and flow WHOMPs flipflopping here and there, but no pattern.

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A current snapshot… whatever it means.

And another:

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Oh, and we had a teeny CME burpage a few days ago…

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…which we felt yesterday and last night. A little WHOMP-y.

So. That happened… whatever it was. However, we do have something definite for you.

We’ve been given some good advice from the Advice Givers. You know that that old saw about doing the job you want in order to GET the job you want? Same goes for what’s going on now, ascensionwise. (And we’re speaking to all of us, now, too.) We need to BE the evolved and ascended being we want to be in order to become the evolved and ascended being we want to become. It’s rather maddening, but there it is. This process takes EFFORT… but not constantly. Work, rest, work, rest.

Specifically, we need to be shunning the outside world mayhem (use the OFF switch), and abstaining from alcohol (which is now chock full of glyphosate anyway, across the board), and eating a raw fruit/veggie “high vibrational” diet (with provisions for cravings), and meditating a lot, getting lots of sleep, drinking LOTS of pure clean water — you know, doing the actual *work* necessary to get where we want to be. And we need to do this en masse, as much as we can.

For every erg of effort you put in now, no matter how hard it seems, it will pay out enormously afterward. Trust us on this. Someone just said, “You won’t get an opportunity like this again!” Check this out:

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME & PLACE 
IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE 
WHERE THIS HAS HAPPENED. 

Read that again.

You are ascending while still in a body, movin’ on up while still inside a flesh tuxedo. No one’s ever done that before. And you’ve attracted an audience.

A gigantic peanut gallery has assembled to watch you do this. Seriously. Higher order beings are all over the place, observing and rooting you on. They’re making us write this right now! AIIEE!

And again, these words are also being directed at CATs, as well. We all have work to do. And we know that it’s hard to slog up and up and up, and slide back and back and back, and doing it over and over again… but do it we must. And do it we will. Your will is not yours. It’s been borrowed from SOURCE. This means that your will is infinitely powerful. Use it (positively). Keep pushin’ that ball of Ontological Legoes, Timmy. Only a month and a half left. Seriously. 45 days.

NOTE: There’s an “amplified passage” of space-time coming up from the 19th to the 21st of May. Be sure to ride it for all its worth. Then that Mayan 9th Wave/64th Day thing on the 24th (no idea what’s in store for that, if anything; we’ll ask the Meowracles)… which is a WEDNESDAY. Why is that interesting? The majority of UFO sightings are on WEDNESDAY, from 9:00 to 11:00 pm. We’re about to find out if ETs care about the Mayan calendar. (We have our doubts.)

Bottom line: You can do it! (Let us know when you get there and drop us a rope, huh?)

This is exactly how we feel, too.
This is exactly how we feel, too.

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